Before we print our designs on them, Fantastic Bonanza shirts greet the world as young, chipper, exuberant American Apparel tees. They are knit, cut, and sewn in a big building in downtown Los Angeles by people who receive more than minimum wage for their hard work. Thankfully for your urbane skin, they are made of lightweight, 4.3 oz 100% fine jersey cotton to produce the softest shirts we've ever felt -- guaranteed to tickle the fancy of even the most discerning dermis. With cotton baby rib collars, reinforced shoulders, and double-stitched bottom hems, these shirts are durable, stretchable, and stylishly slim-fitting, even after you mistakenly machine wash them in scalding hot water and tumble dry on broil*.
Tempted to check your size? Of course you are. Our sizing chart may be of use to you.
Once these magnificent shirts arrive at our doorstep, we excitedly and lovingly hand print each individually - no robots are allowed to touch your shirts! (Unless, of course, you are a robot, in which case we strongly encourage you to touch our shirts.) We use only water-based, lead- and heavy metal-free inks for panda-bear-approved** environmental friendliness and a remarkably soft print.
What's more, each of our designs is printed in extremely limited quantities: only 55 prints per design, which is 5 less than 5 dozen!*** They are a rare breed indeed, these Fantastic Bonanza shirts. Since all of our shirts are also hand printed, (no robots, remember?) the exact location and appearance of the print may vary slightly from shirt to shirt. This helps our shirts distinguish their brothers and sisters from each other. You wouldn't like it much if everybody in your family looked exactly the same, would you? Would you?
* We highly recommend NOT doing this. Please
show our shirts the respect they show you: always machine wash
warm without bleach, tumble dry low. For your and your beloved
iron's sake, don't iron any printed portions.
** We are not really panda bear approved. Please don't tell them we said that.
*** Coincidence? We think not.
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